Obama - A Family Man

US President Barack Obama getting down the Air Force One with his family



Obama's Security Officer carrying his family dog "Bo"



Obama buying cookies for his daughters from a departmental store






Obama enjoying a cookie at a departmental store during his holiday with family



Obama talking to a resident



Obama's elder daugher Maila walking toward Air Force One for their return flight to White House in Washington D.C.



Obama family walking in their home in Washington D.C

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School Jokes [New]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!


TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”


TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile”?
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O (H2O)!


TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!


TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right... “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”


TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : “My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”


TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;


TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.